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Lewinsky Virus: Sucks all the memory out of your computer, then e-mails everybody to tell them what it did.
Ronald Reagan Virus: Saves your data, but forgets where it is stored.
Mike Tyson Virus: Quits after one byte.
Oprah Winfrey Virus: Your 300MB hard drive suddenly shrinks to 100MB, then slowly expands to 200MB.
Titanic Virus: (A strain of the Lewinsky virus): Your whole computer goes down.
Disney Virus: Everything in your computer is Goofy.
Prozac Virus: Screws up your RAM but your processor doesn't care.
Arnold Schwarznegger Virus: Terminates file, leaves, but it will be back.
Lorena Bobbit Virus: Reforms your hard drive into a 3.5 floppy.,then discards through windows.
Viagra Virus: Makes a new hard drive out of an old floppy.
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