Thursday 26 August 2010

Childbirth at 65

Amplify’d from thedailymuse.blog.co.uk

With all the new technology regarding fertility recently, a 65-year-old friend of mine was able to give birth..

When she was discharged from the hospital and went home, I went to visit.

'May I see the new baby?' I asked

'Not yet ,' She said 'I'll make coffee and we can chat for a while first.'

Thirty minutes had passed, and I asked, 'May I see the new baby now?'

'No,not yet,'She said.

After another few minutes had elapsed,I asked again,'May I see the baby

now?'

'No,not yet,' replied my friend.

Growing very impatient, I asked, 'Well, when can I see the baby?'

'WHEN HE CRIES!'she told me.

'WHEN HE CRIES?' I demanded. 'Why do I have to wait until he CRIES?'

'BECAUSE I FORGOT WHERE I PUT HIM,O.K.?!!'

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